The police were alerted to fowl play in Telor Kurau.  When they arrived at the scene, they were shell-shocked with this eggstrodinary murder that took place in broad daylight near a shell station. Their brains being fried, they scrambled to poach a half-boiled explanation that eggtraterrestrials hatched this terrible coop.

The yolk is heavy on them now to provide an eggsplanation. They do not seem as cracked out as they are made to be.




I’m Indian. I can post this 😉

Go shake your head and show some respect!

PS I’m sure my buddy CG would love this – he is an honorary Indian.

Light-hearted assignment for the day. Do it. It will lighten your day.

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1. Open Google translate (

2. Set the translator to translate German to German

3.  Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch

4. Click “listen”
5. Smile